Ok, so this weekend was really freaking awesome.
Friday-Hung out with Lauren after school. We walked up to 7-11 and got these freaking sick holloween silly straws. They were only a dollar, how could we say no. Yeah, so we got slurppies while we were there also. Then on the way to King Kullen we picked up Danielle. We went to the pizza place to grad a slice and then proceeded to King K and bought some party mix. Me and Danielle had a pretty intense cheese grater vs. turkey baster fight. Anywho, lets get to the good stuff. So, we just started walking home and we saw this poor old lonely shoping cart just sitting on the side of the road across the street from King K. So we were like, what the hell, and we took it. After we were walking down the block with it for about a minute we were like shit, where are we going to keep this...then we forgot to answer the question.. so we kept walking and we were over infront of the "cat house" and there were people outside down that street, so we were like oh shit and like stopped pushing the cart and just kept like walking, but stalling and waiting for them to go inside. Well, the one guy outside got into his car and left, but there was still this other guy out on his stoop like blazing or something, I don't know, but he was weird, so we were like ok what the fuck, we will just be really quite. And that was really hard so Lauren had this really stupid idea that the cart wouldn't be as loud if she ran down the road with it on two wheels. So shes running down the street and all of a sudden the cart goes like fucking crazy and she like flys and falls on the road and holy shit. It was the funnies thing ever! And I can't even say that I almost pissed myself, man, I can never say that again. And this is why. After we were all like over the fact that Lauren fell like a fucking idiot she was like yo, I think I pissed my pants. And we usually say shit like that a lot, but shit, she actually pissed herself. That was the funniest fucking thing I think I have ever fucking seen in my life. Holy shit, I love Lauren 300 billion times than I use to, Shes offically my idol. Holy crap, I can not describe in words how fucking funny that was. And it didn't really help that we were laughing harder than before because Lauren was trying to hold on what she had left and holy shit, I'm like dieing typing this. I think this was the funniest thing that has happened in the longest time. So then after we got over the fact that Lauren pissed herself we realized that the stoner guy went inside (probably because he was freaking afraid of us... I don't blame him) we like ran down the street..and then walked because we are lazy.. So yeah, we are walking down the street talking about where we are going to keep this thing. We wanted to put it in the basement, but if Mrs.K found it we would be SO dead. So we were like yeah scratch that. We finally concluded on keeping it across the street in the woods over by the sump. But then the real problem became how we were going home. The options were either A. going 5 minutes out of the way to walk around the block and possibly get cought by one of thoes chatty mothers that would rat us out or B. Go past my house with my mother home. So we were basically screwed either way. So then Danielle came up with an amazing idea (this is why we hang out with her... me and Lauren aren't so smart.. so we need some brains and common sence in the group hah) that I would go inside and tell my mom to help me out with the computer because Lauren was having Ipod problems and to try and keep her distracted while Lauren and Danielle ran down my block and stashed the cart. It was risky, but really our only option, so we did it. It was working out perfectly at first because I'm an amazing liar when it comes to my mom. But then of course Jake started barking, so I was like oh shit, and then my mom was like Oh hold on I'm to go see what the dog is barking at, so I'm like oh fuck, but thankfully Lauren and Danielle ran fast enough that my mom didn't see them... well, at least I don't think she saw them, she didn't mention anything to me when she came back. So I BSed with her for a few minutes then "gave up" and went back over. We actually did something fucking right. Man, if I had a calander I would mark the date. And there is like no way we can cought like we did with the Jackass tape because there is no evidence we did it. Fuck yeahhh. Man, that was like the best fucking 3 hours of my life! So after that we had a vicotry Mario Party game and a bit after that me and Lauren went to the Rinx with Ginanian, Elaine, Court, Jen, this kid Bobby, and other people. God, I love hanging out with Gianina. I swear to fucking god, shes so much fun. Sooooo much funny shit happened but my Friday entry is getting a bit long so I'll just skip to the best part. It was getting late and none of us really wanted to skate so we were hanging out by the lockers. There were like the little lockers then there were these big ones that like people could fit in. So Gianina and Aaron were each going in and we were all jokeing around and whatever. So Aaron was in one and hes like Yo get Gianina, so I was like ok and I knocked on her locker..and she wasn't answering..so I was knocking some more..nothing, so then I went to open it and I couldn't.... It was jammed. So I guess Gianina heard me go OH FUCK GUYS IT'S JAMMED! GIANINAS INSIDE! And like all of a sudden like the whole thing is like shaking because shes freaking out. Holy shit it was so funny, I couldn't even help them open it I was laughing so hard, and god, Lauren almost pissed herself again. I know it seems like a really crude thing to laugh at, you know, the whole your friend is stuck inside of a locker probably hyerventalating thing, but it was fucking HILARIOUS! Yeah, so she got out, and as shes walking out she has her fucking Fred Flintsone stuffed doll that she won from the claw machine on her pants, oh it was fucking hilarious, and she was ok, she thought it was funny too. Haha, oh god. What a fucking night.
Saturday- We finally got to go to Pumpkin Fling. It wasn't as good as last year because there was like 300 more people than last year which kind of killed it a bit. But I don't think I have ever seen a crowd of more clueless people than I did here. My god. I'm not even explaining it. And for the first time in my life I finally saw a real transfesitie.. besides sunshine.. like this one was really hard to tell, god it was fucking hialrious... I know, it's mean, but I don't care. Gosh, hahaha. It was hilrious.. my mom even thought it was funny because she couldn't tell either. Yeah, but the one really good thing about the Fling this year was that they had a bunch of misfires that went into the crowd, hah it was fucking hilarious, and like after the pumpkin hit the floor all this little kids like ran at it and almost had a gang fight over who got the pumpkin, it was really funny. I didn't really take any pictures, only movies. So yeah, after that we went back to Lauren and played Mario Party, then hung out with Mr. K and my dad for a while, then went to the mall. Bunch of crazy shit happened but I don't feel like typing anymore so I'm ending it here since NO ONE READS IT ANYWAY. Basically it's for my own health anyway, but oh well.